To Every Artist Who’s Sick Of Hauling A Box Of Unsold T-Shirts To Every Damn Gig...
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Let me ask you something:
You pour your soul into your art. You own the stage. Fans cheer. Lights fade. Encore. You crushed it.
But back at the merch table? Crickets.
One hoodie sold. A couple pity buttons. Maybe your mom buys a shirt to "support."
And once again, you pack up a sad little pile of unsold dreams.
It’s enough to make a grown man cry.
But what if I told you… you’re only one weekend away from flipping that script?
What if you could turn that dusty little merch table into your highest-paying gig of the night?
Well guess what?
You can.
Dear Future Merch Monster,
My name’s Chris Dunnett, and I don’t just know the merch game.
I’ve run it for The Rolling Stones. Iron Maiden. Dead & Company. Kiss.
Heck, I even helped ship Taylor Swift’s merch before it broke the internet.
And now, I help independent artists like you use the same secrets the big dogs use, without needing a label, a team, or a trust fund.
Introducing…
🎸The Rock Your Merch Bootcamp
Turn Your Merch Table Into a Money-Making Machine… Even If You’ve Never Sold More Than a Shirt and a Sticker
This bootcamp isn’t fluff. It’s not theory. And it’s not some YouTuber telling you to “just promote more on Insta.”
This is battle-tested strategy—from someone who’s fought the war and won.
In fact, after just ONE WEEKEND following my system, many artists are walking away with $300… $500… even $1,000 extra in their pockets.
Not fantasy. Not hype.
Cold, hard cash. From merch.
What You’ll Learn Inside:
✔️ How to design merch that sells itself (Hint: it's NOT just putting your band logo on a Gildan shirt)
✔️ How to price for fat margins without pricing yourself out
✔️ How to build a display that stops fans in their tracks
✔️ How to add VIP offers and impulse buys fans actually want
✔️ How to move merch at shows, online, and even when you’re off tour
Everything is laid out step-by-step, so you always know what to do next.
Here's the Truth...
Most artists treat merch like a side hustle.
They slap their name on a shirt, toss it on a table, and hope for sales.
And then wonder why it’s not working.
But let me tell you something: Merch isn’t a bonus.
It’s a business.
And when you treat it like one? It pays like one.
And It Doesn’t Take Long…
🔥 Many of my students see better results after one show.
🔥 Most make back the full cost of the course in 1–2 weekends.
🔥 Some turn merch into their primary source of income.
Imagine that. Making more money at the table than on stage.
Now we’re talkin’.
The Bootcamp Includes:
âś… All 6 Merch Mastery Modules
âś… Lifetime Access (no expiration, no BS)
✅ Private Community — get feedback, tips, support
✅ Live Workshop with Me (next one’s coming soon)
âś… Design Templates, Checklists & Bonus Trainings
Real Results. Real Artists.
“After implementing just one module, we doubled our merch sales.”
— Squid Ink Band
“We made back the course cost in a weekend.”
— Claire H., Solo Acoustic Artist
“Kristin’s feedback helped me design a poster that sold out in 3 shows.”
— Liam J., Magician
This isn’t theory. It’s real. And it works.
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Now Let’s Talk Price...
Let’s break down the real value:
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Bootcamp Modules: $1,497
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Live Workshop: $297
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Templates, Tools, Guest Experts: $497
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Private Group & Mentorship: $497
Total Value: $2,788
Today? Just $297.
That’s it.
Less than the cost of two hoodies and a stack of stickers that’ll just sit in your trunk.
But what you get back?
👉 New revenue stream.
👉 Bigger paydays.
👉 Real business skills that grow with your career.
But There’s A Catch...
I only open enrollment a few times per year. And when it fills, that’s it.
If you want in, you’d better move.
30-Day No-Risk Guarantee
Try the bootcamp. Test it at your next show.
If you don’t see results—or just don’t vibe with it—email me.
You get 100% of your money back. No drama.
All the risk is mine.
All the upside is yours.
So What’s It Gonna Be?
Another show. Another lonely T-shirt sale.
Or…
Your first night of merch domination?
🎯 Click "Enroll Now" and let’s turn that dusty table into your secret money weapon.
P.S. You could buy another guitar pedal. Or you could learn how to make your existing gear pay for itself. Merch is the low-hanging fruit. All you have to do is reach out and grab it.
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